The Fattest Citizens in The Moderate Alliance
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Fash Basher of Tank Industrial Complex XXIII | 61,905th | 13.07 | ||
| 2. |  The Republic of Winter Guardian 3 | 85,299th | 11.91 | ||
| 3. |  The Colony of TMA33 | 175,184th | 9.7 | ||
