The Smartest Citizens in The Eternal Scholars
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, The Eternal Scholars is ranked 4,072nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Enlightened Holy Republic of Altos | 10,342nd | 91.2 | ||
| 2. |  The Scholars of Tabaland | 149,883rd | 26.43 | ||
| 3. |  The IQ Nation of Unga | 173,014th | 24.06 | ||
| 4. |  The Dutch Commonwealth of Valks | 216,371st | 18.84 | ||
