The Highest Crime Rates in The Embassy
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Music Box Dancer of Catherine Louise Marie Ernestine Freneau | 4,185th | 12.36 | ||
| 2. |  The Sɴiffєʀ ᴅoɢs of Cavalier King Charles Spaniel | 4,746th | 11.15 | ||
| 3. |  The Solar State of Zlavoria | 11,964th | 2.91 | ||
