The Nudest in Texas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Texas is ranked 4,840th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 🅱️ig 🅱️ois of Zac Not Zach | 170th | 1,217.75 | ||
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Richard | 1,361st | 1,211 | ||
| 3. |  The Burly Fuzz Country of GirlyBoy Texas | 2,098th | 1,209 | ||
| 4. |  The Weed Whites and Wine of I 14 | 3,285th | 1,206.25 | ||
| 5. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | 4,035th | 1,204.25 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Port Aransas | 8,951st | 1,056.75 | ||
| 7. |  The Republic of Chopperz | 16,714th | 225 | ||
| 8. |  The Republic of Lichian | 20,667th | 219.25 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of The Papal States | 21,422nd | 218.25 | ||
| 10. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | 31,495th | 217.75 | ||
