The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,355th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | World | Bus Surprisal Index | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | 47th | 1,258.1 | ||
| 2. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | 113th | 942 | ||
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | 584th | 474.35 | ||
| 4. |  The Smelly City of Sardine World | 1,423rd | 304.17 | ||
| 5. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | 2,020th | 252.12 | ||
| 6. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | 2,021st | 252.02 | ||
| 7. |  The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland | 2,382nd | 226.3 | ||
| 8. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | 2,711th | 207.49 | ||
| 9. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | 2,765th | 203.99 | ||
| 10. |  The Strategic Petroleum Reserve of East Texas Oil Field | 3,096th | 190.55 | ||
