The Most Compassionate Citizens in STUPID
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
As a region, STUPID is ranked 860th in the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Kitten Softness Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Union of Noovistian | 9,079th | 66.46 | ||
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Neutral-Moresnet | 9,286th | 65.94 | ||
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Noovistian | 11,822nd | 60.8 | ||
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Preussen-Nassau | 12,330th | 59.95 | ||
| 5. |  The United Socialist States of Mometa | 47,454th | 46.3 | ||
