The Highest Crime Rates in Rushmore
World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.
 | Nation | World | crimes per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Democratic Republic of Ketiou | 3,867th | 13.17 | ||
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Cabo Azure | 5,114th | 10.59 | ||
| 3. |  The Democratic Republic of Kirungabi | 18,424th | 2.01 | ||
| 4. |  The Greater Republic of Sargossa | 20,231st | 1.7 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of SSN68 | 20,613th | 1.61 | ||
