The Fattest Citizens in Right Wing Uprising
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Peoples Republic of Comrade 054 | 92,363rd | 11.61 | ||
| 2. |  The MT Army Museum of RWU33 | 151,008th | 9.88 | ||
