The Smartest Citizens in Macedon
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Macedon | 66,011th | 38.84 | ||
| 2. |  The Macedonian of Perdika I | 188,432nd | 24.18 | ||
| 3. |  The Lurid Army under the Spell of The High Priest | 293,147th | 0.41 | ||
