The Nudest in Hyrule
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 1,345th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of ZUChat | 179th | 1,217 | ||
| 2. |  The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ | 10,082nd | 221.25 | ||
| 3. |  The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia | 10,154th | 221 | ||
| 4. |  The Royal Family of Hyrule | 11,433rd | 219.25 | ||
| 5. |  The Community of Card for Bob1 | 36,961st | 208.75 | ||
| 6. |  The Community of Card for Bob12 | 45,803rd | 198.25 | ||
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of Ruhar | 48,351st | 195.75 | ||
| 8. |  The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi | 57,108th | 186.25 | ||
| 9. |  The Absolute Monarchy of The Kingdom of Lorule | 76,514th | 169 | ||
| 10. |  The Republic of Ania Luquiss | 80,293rd | 166.5 | ||
