The Fattest Citizens in Hawaii
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kama'aina Kingdom of Sarigan | 2,041st | 45.06 | ||
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Worship Pele | 27,823rd | 15.56 | ||
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Lono-Makua | 255,030th | 7.21 | ||
