Free Thought World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

As a region, Free Thought is ranked 17,801^st in the world for Highest Drug Use.

	Nation	Pineapple Fondness Rating
1.	The Grand Republic of Joe Buck	110.4
2.	The Democracy of Bubblekirby	102.6
3.	The Dominion of Plausible Deniability	88.8
4.	The Antisocial Climbers of Jane and Daria	87.2
5.	The Endo Swapping Madmen of WA Delegate	84.6
6.	The 2nd Free Thought WFE Puppet of Goes Through Bouts Of Inactivity But	69
7.	The People's Republic of Myfriendsdadisstan	64.6
8.	The Obscurely Profound Confusion of Misplaced States	63
9.	The Sentai Team of PR Time Force	45.2
10.	The Armed Republic of Small Calibre Automatics	35.4