The Smartest Citizens in Europe
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Europe is ranked 2,180th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Meme template enthusiast of Outer Sparta | 59th | 494.75 | ||
| 2. |  The Federation of Northern Socialist States | 114th | 438.78 | ||
| 3. |  The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land | 260th | 363.35 | ||
| 4. |  The Unbiased Generic Definition of Meropis | 336th | 340.01 | ||
| 5. |  The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung | 353rd | 337.04 | ||
| 6. |  The Scientific Powerhouse of Dark Matter | 387th | 331.39 | ||
| 7. |  The Let's All Just Get Along of Raghallaigh | 396th | 328.79 | ||
| 8. |  The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein | 487th | 307.92 | ||
| 9. |  The Electoral Archduchy of Wiener-Neustadt | 496th | 306.07 | ||
| 10. |  The Final of The Champions League | 508th | 304.34 | ||
