The Smartest Citizens in Europe
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Europe is ranked 2,142nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | quips per hour | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Outer Sparta | 97th | 418.66 | ||
| 2. |  The Socialist Democracy of Leviatha | 231st | 352.49 | ||
| 3. |  The Social Democracy of Super Happy Land | 277th | 337.5 | ||
| 4. |  The Community of Laocracy | 345th | 321.29 | ||
| 5. |  The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung | 368th | 315.94 | ||
| 6. |  The Scientific Powerhouse of Dark Matter | 369th | 315.78 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire and Commonwealth of Alamein | 431st | 300.46 | ||
| 8. |  The Ukraine Supporter of Ansington | 450th | 297.93 | ||
| 9. |  The Vinlandic Republic of Falvaard | 477th | 290.9 | ||
| 10. |  The Holy White Power Kingdom of Gorzi | 489th | 289.13 | ||
