The Fattest Citizens in Equinox
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Equinox is ranked 26,018th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Shadowy Dominion of Lamont Cranston | 8,329th | 19.87 | ||
| 2. |  The Colony of Equinox Guardian | 36,099th | 14.91 | ||
| 3. |  The Republic of Imperio impecunum | 112,329th | 10.79 | ||
| 4. |  The Guild Confederacy of Equinox Founder | 129,536th | 10.03 | ||
| 5. |  The Beachside Ice Cream Stand of Aynia in Sunglasses | 135,138th | 9.97 | ||
| 6. |  The Famiglia of Mafioni | 138,479th | 9.95 | ||
| 7. |  The Hierarch of Asy | 175,801st | 9.67 | ||
| 8. |  The Queendom of Sanfohn | 216,721st | 8.96 | ||
| 9. |  The Rogue Nation of BSN64 | 231,842nd | 8.32 | ||
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Sigmius | 232,657th | 8.27 | ||
