The Safest in Columbia
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | World | Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Cougar | 122,886th | 73.79 | ||
| 2. |  The State of Lordag | 131,441st | 69.72 | ||
| 3. |  The State of Martinis | 152,072nd | 59.93 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Patomak | 201,611th | 45.12 | ||
| 5. |  The Queendom of Mendana | 232,792nd | 23.75 | ||
| 6. |  The State of The Valley Center | 233,982nd | 22.99 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Sebastose | 235,612th | 21.97 | ||
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Arikaree Flow | 237,553rd | 20.8 | ||
