The Nudest in Brisbane
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
 | Nation | World | cheeks per square mile | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The District of Achigan Lake | 15,408th | 225 | ||
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Majlis | 16,892nd | 220.5 | ||
| 3. |  The Queendom of Bonnan | 19,404th | 218.25 | ||
| 4. |  The State of Wakami | 65,179th | 191.25 | ||
| 5. |  The State of Circle D | 92,209th | 168.75 | ||
| 6. |  The State of Maki | 132,978th | 135 | ||
| 7. |  The State of Gupun | 159,610th | 112.5 | ||
| 8. |  The Community of Roma Street | 182,980th | 112.5 | ||
| 9. |  The Republic of NS Australia 1 | 225,092nd | 76.5 | ||
| 10. |  The State of Edenglassie | 244,347th | 56.25 | ||
