The Fattest Citizens in BLITZKRIEG
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 1,483rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Substitutiary Locomotion of Captain Woodhouse | 422nd | 84.11 | ||
| 2. |  The High-toned SOB of Hugo Boss | 1,842nd | 45.4 | ||
| 3. |  The Purple Pied Piper of T-Rex | 2,809th | 34.77 | ||
| 4. |  The Who Is Your Daddy of Nodin | 3,033rd | 32.99 | ||
| 5. |  The Republic of Vlaams | 6,107th | 20.35 | ||
| 6. |  The Free Land of Captain Blood | 84,814th | 11.55 | ||
| 7. |  The Bicycle Built For Two of Frank Poole | 160,637th | 9.69 | ||
| 8. |  The Woodhouse Sanctum of Erich Topp | 193,499th | 9.2 | ||
| 9. |  The Capital of Exilvania of Schreckensburg | 199,996th | 9.02 | ||
| 10. |  The Mmmbop of White Collar | 205,643rd | 8.79 | ||
