The Fattest Citizens in Bird Nations
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Bird Nations is ranked 10,806th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Bird Republic of Cockatiel Island | 73,868th | 12.67 | ||
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Southern Bird Island | 173,842nd | 9.8 | ||
