The Fattest Citizens in Balder
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Balder is ranked 15,524th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | World | Obesity Rate | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia | 3rd | 99.48 | ||
| 2. |  The City-State of New Lower Manhattan | 96th | 99.02 | ||
| 3. |  The Bodysnatchars of Economichunger | 131st | 98.09 | ||
| 4. |  The Republic of Edisonia | 140th | 97.67 | ||
| 5. |  The Multiversal Empire of PetzConfederation | 244th | 94.12 | ||
| 6. |  The Holy Empire of Donttreadonmeistan | 260th | 93.24 | ||
| 7. |  The Empire of -Death and Destruction- | 276th | 92.48 | ||
| 8. |  The Crowd of Numaibicii | 323rd | 90.59 | ||
| 9. |  The Kingdom of Min Kyrat | 325th | 90.5 | ||
| 10. | The Plutocratic Shahdom of The Parthians | 339th | 89.84 | ||
