The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | 5,373.58 | ||
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 4,521.54 | ||
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 4,394.7 | ||
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 4,226.93 | ||
| 5. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | 3,916.3 | ||
| 6. |  The Republic of Frownin | 3,208.07 | ||
| 7. |  The United States of Midlands | 3,056.85 | ||
| 8. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | 3,023.6 | ||
| 9. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 3,019.91 | ||
| 10. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | 3,010.1 | ||
