The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | insults per minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | 4,618.53 | ||
| 2. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 4,457.25 | ||
| 3. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 3,764.03 | ||
| 4. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 3,166.52 | ||
| 5. |  The Impending Doom of Zombie Penguins | 3,068.98 | ||
| 6. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | 2,912.32 | ||
| 7. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | 2,752.44 | ||
| 8. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia | 2,702.67 | ||
| 9. |  The United Conglomerates of Corporoat | 2,698.45 | ||
| 10. |  The United States of Midlands | 2,688.72 | ||
