The World World Census
The Rudest Citizens in the World
World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.
 | Nation | Insults Per Minute | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | 2,993.25 | ||
| 2. |  The Borderlands of Nothreen | 2,586.82 | ||
| 3. |  The Iron Mall of Dragyn | 2,526.02 | ||
| 4. |  The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael | 2,474.96 | ||
| 5. |  The Christmas Planes of Eternal Dam Nation | 2,229.89 | ||
| 6. |  The Dominion of Vosiycrs | 2,116.31 | ||
| 7. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | 2,016.96 | ||
| 8. |  The Allied Corporate Empire of Northern Borland | 2,010.5 | ||
| 9. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | 1,992.67 | ||
| 10. |  The Constitutional Republic of Andaricus | 1,928.52 | ||
