The Nudest in Texas
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, Texas is ranked 4,840th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The 🅱️ig 🅱️ois of Zac Not Zach | Left-wing Utopia | “Fumus ex cotidiana herba” | |
| 2. |  The Holy Empire of Richard | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Break me off a piece of that Kit KatŪ bar!” | |
| 3. |  The Burly Fuzz Country of GirlyBoy Texas | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Check out BEAR SEEKER nation-state” | |
| 4. |  The Weed Whites and Wine of I 14 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mood: Pensive” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Pink Morons of PatrickStar | Iron Fist Consumerists | “All Hail The Magic Conch” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Port Aransas | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Always in Season” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Chopperz | Anarchy | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Lichian | Left-Leaning College State | “Onward to the new dawn” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of The Papal States | Anarchy | “Justice, Piety, Loyalty” | |
| 10. |  The Regional Chain of Buc-ee Gas Station | Anarchy | “Top 2 reasons to stop at Buc-ee's: #1 and #2” |
