The Most Secular in the Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the Pacific is ranked 4,799th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Rogue Nation of Momstononistan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Better to overreact, than to regret it later.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Federation of the Astral Plane | Left-wing Utopia | “Service to all people” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of This was probably a bad idea | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Illegitimi non carborundum” | |
| 4. |  The Titoist Federation of Fraternalism | Democratic Socialists | “Brotherhood and Unity” | |
| 5. |  The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Obey or die” | |
| 6. |  The Federal Republic of Winklebottom | Civil Rights Lovefest | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 7. |  The Incorporated States of Dibbleria | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We sell everything and his auntie.” | |
| 8. |  The Democratic States of Kiaville | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One for all and all for Kia!” | |
| 9. |  The Virtual Reality of Anozia | Democratic Socialists | “Further beyond imagination” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Legonica | New York Times Democracy | “Justitia est fundamentum regnorum.” |
