The World World Census
The Fattest Citizens in the World
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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340,211. | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Ordem e Progresso” | ||
340,212. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “All heil the Supreme Leader!” | |
340,213. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “Bounded by entropy” | |
340,214. | Democratic Socialists | “Pravda vítězí (Truth prevails)” | ||
340,215. | ![]() | Democratic Socialists | “You will own nothing, and you will be happy.” | |
340,216. | Conservative Democracy | “Honeste Vivete, Honeste Perite.” | ||
340,217. | Left-Leaning College State | “Cave Adsum” | ||
340,218. | Mother Knows Best State | “There is no point in living if you can't be beautiful” | ||
340,219. | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The Dear Leader knows all” | ||
340,220. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “United in Freedom” |