by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in West Antartica

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, West Antartica is ranked 3,696th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Concerning Colony of Deep AntarticaCorporate Police State“Who needs rights when you have money?”
2.The Holy Empire of RamsetCorporate Bordello“Sola Deo Gloria”
3.The Rogue Nation of 1st US Infantry DivisionIron Fist Consumerists“The Big Red One”
4.The Rogue Military Unit of 15th Scottish Highlanders DivisionFather Knows Best State“In The 17-Pounder We Trust”
5.The Concerning Coalition of United States of WeebsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“UwU”