The Fattest Citizens in West Antartica
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, West Antartica is ranked 3,696th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Concerning Colony of Deep Antartica||Corporate Police State||“Who needs rights when you have money?”|
|2.||The Holy Empire of Ramset||Corporate Bordello||“Sola Deo Gloria”|
|3.||The Rogue Nation of 1st US Infantry Division||Iron Fist Consumerists||“The Big Red One”|
|4.||The Rogue Military Unit of 15th Scottish Highlanders Division||Father Knows Best State||“In The 17-Pounder We Trust”|
|5.||The Concerning Coalition of United States of Weebs||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“UwU”|