by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in Osiris

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Osiris is ranked 9,955th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Unincorporated Community of West MattasiaAnarchy“Certus, praecedere.”
2.The Commonwealth of CyleiaAnarchy“Strength through Unity”
3.The Abyssal Caverns of PurgatoryHellCorporate Police State“We Own You”
4.The All-Circumspect Confederacy of Unparalleled LunacyCapitalizt“Tenere Lineam!”
5.The Imperial Federation of GhearmainCapitalist Paradise“Gott und mein Recht”
6.The Dystopian Corporate Republic of RalloriInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Wealth is Power.”
7.The Stardew Valley Rainbow of TrashsylvaniaCapitalizt“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”
8.The Most Unholy Authocracy of RedrakePsychotic Dictatorship“Where Men Are Men... and the sheep run scared”
9.The Atomic Empire of NukatopiaFather Knows Best State“war never changes”
10.The Technocrati Thing of Techno-TitaniaAnarchy“Building Tomorrow Begins Today”
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