The Fattest Citizens in Hyrule
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Hyrule is ranked 717th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Hyrule Founder Nation of Ness Snorlaxia||Civil Rights Lovefest||“From One Source All Things Depend”|
|2.||The Dictatorship of Annoying Navi||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Hey Listen!”|
|3.||The Royal Family of Hyrule||Libertarian Police State||“It's dangerous to go alone.”|
|4.||The Pragmatic Disciples of Jerry Christ||Benevolent Dictatorship||“The right path is what's left.”|
|5.||The Community of Card for Bob1||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Legend of Bob”|
|6.||The Goddess of Farore||Left-Leaning College State||“Courage.”|
|7.||The Federal Republic of Ruhar||Civil Rights Lovefest||“United as One”|
|8.||The Democratic Republic of Boymingham||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Tread carefully, for the way is dark”|
|9.||The Republic of Ania Luquiss||Left-wing Utopia||“You Can't Stop Progress”|
|10.||The Community of Card for Bob12||Moralistic Democracy||“Bob of Zelda”|