The World World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
2.	The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael	Corporate Bordello	“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
3.	The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir Dystopia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Gloom Over Dominated”
4.	The Reaper of Lord Dominator	Compulsory Consumerist State	“I Came, I Saw, I Dominated”
5.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”
6.	The People's Republic of Cutote	Corporate Police State	“None shall stop our conquest!”
7.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pterodoria	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.	The Infection of Edgemaster	Compulsory Consumerist State	“KICK LOGIC OUT AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE!!”
9.	The Empire of Veremur	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Strength Through Discipline”
10.	The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky	Anarchy	“Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus”