The Fattest Citizens in BLITZKRIEG
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, BLITZKRIEG is ranked 1,493rd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Substitutiary Locomotion of Captain Woodhouse||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Skin on skin, let the love begin”|
|2.||The High-toned SOB of Hugo Boss||Corporate Police State||“Charlie don't surf”|
|3.||The Purple Pied Piper of T-Rex||Corporate Police State||“friendship”|
|4.||The Who Is Your Daddy of Nodin||Compulsory Consumerist State||“You'll never make the six”|
|5.||The Republic of Vlaams||Moralistic Democracy||“Klauwerdeklauw”|
|6.||The Free Land of Captain Blood||Father Knows Best State||“Cabdain Blood is fond of boedry”|
|7.||The Bicycle Built For Two of Frank Poole||Democratic Socialists||“I don't think I'm in Kansas anymore”|
|8.||The Woodhouse Sanctum of Erich Topp||Moralistic Democracy||“Skin on skin, let the love begin”|
|9.||The Capital of Exilvania of Schreckensburg||Iron Fist Consumerists||“A city built from the ashes of freedom”|
|10.||The Mmmbop of White Collar||Iron Fist Consumerists||“Skin on skin, let the love begin”|