The World World Census

World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Chromodynamic Flavor of Gell-Mannhattan	New York Times Democracy	“Causality can be traced to a simple initial condition.”
2.	The Empire of Layarteb	Moralistic Democracy	“So I dub thee Unforgiven”
3.	The Starfallen Realm of Neo England	Scandinavian Liberal Paradise	“How will you act?”
4.	The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier	Capitalist Paradise	“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
5.	The Conglomerate of Armacor	Capitalizt	“lucrum ante oppressionem - Profit before Persecution”
6.	The Fishy Goodness of Blue Marlin	Civil Rights Lovefest	“My bill is pointy.”
7.	The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer	Anarchy	“Free Markets, Free People”
8.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
9.	The Eternal Misfortune of Pallidonia	Anarchy	“Stop Reading My Motto!”
10.	The Hellhole of Fudgedup	Capitalist Paradise	“It's just a prank bro!”