The World World Census
The Most Rebellious Youth in the World
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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31. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
32. | The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog | Anarchy | “Playtime should be all the time.” | |
33. | The Ur-Quan Masters of Hesperonis | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?” | |
34. | The League of Luckynia | New York Times Democracy | “Procura Eventa Fortuita” | |
35. | The Artoonian Empire of Artoonia | Anarchy | “Artuanoj Iras La Domo” | |
36. | The Glorious Empire of Burning Pants | Anarchy | “LOOK! THE PANTS ARE BURNING RED!” | |
37. | The Failed States of Ervarëa not of ErVaReAn rEpUbLiC | Anarchy | “Adenroth Erodian veladris, Re’riendel novildrian!” | |
38. | The Emoticons of Smiley Bob | Left-wing Utopia | “Where's my wallet?” | |
39. | The Nation State of Havl | Left-wing Utopia | “Be kind; rewind.” | |
40. | The Oh My GOD! What were they thinking! He's not a MODERATOR! of Sedgistan | Anarchy | “Don't piss down my back and try and tell me it's raining” |