The Most Rebellious Youth in STUPID
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Socialist Repuplic of Union of Noovistian | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedom is always the freedom of the dissenter.” | |
| 2. |  The Commonwealth of Neutral-Moresnet | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Neutraliteit, Vrijheid, Gelijkheid” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Preussen-Nassau | Civil Rights Lovefest | “One Nation, United In Peace” | |
| 4. |  The Council State of Noovistian | Left-wing Utopia | “Workers of the world, unite!” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Groot-Dietschland | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Joe Mama strikes back” | |
| 6. |  The Queendom of Inferior Earth | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Deine Mutter /pos” |
