The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Texas
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Texas is ranked 2,355th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co | Capitalist Paradise | “In J.R. We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Big Tex Happy Taco Stands of NewTexas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Free Universe-Famous Bean & Cheese Taco /w Every Order!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Empire of Dogbreathistan | Capitalist Paradise | “Nation created for the TNP purge 3MAR2010” | |
| 4. |  The Smelly City of Sardine World | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freshly Processed Sardines” | |
| 5. |  The Empire of The Promethean Fists | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Ferrus Dominus” | |
| 6. |  The Natural Order of Itzoma | Moralistic Democracy | “You talkin to the wrong mf'ers if propriety is involved” | |
| 7. |  The Confederate States of Ole Dixieland | Capitalist Paradise | “Deo Vindice” | |
| 8. |  The Texas Chopperz of Bikerz | Capitalizt | “Texas Radio and the Big Beat !” | |
| 9. |  The Borderlands of Outer Texia | Anarchy | “By The People For The People” | |
| 10. |  The Pirate League of Mocanaqua | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “No Prey, No Pay” |
