The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in New Europe
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Gnarling Grey Wolves of Loanden | Compulsory Consumerist State | “You don't have to be fed as long as you're free.” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Fama | Right-wing Utopia | “Fama Aeterna Munere Augeatur” | |
| 3. |  The Concerto Democracy of Brahmsk | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Tune into your inner music & find the key to happiness” |
