The Safest in Hairy Maguwayah
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Hairy Maguwayah is ranked 4,497th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Samratnian Empire of Bayi | Democratic Socialists | “True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing.” | |
| 2. |  The Empire of Nova Iasonia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength in Unity of Opposing Ideology” |
