The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31. |  The Principality of Trotterdam | Left-Leaning College State | “The Indivisible Many” | |
| 32. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 33. |  The Doohanity of Scottrick | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Ork, ork, ork” | |
| 34. |  The Federation of Zavea | Democratic Socialists | “Quo Nemo Sequi Potest” | |
| 35. |  The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You mess with the people, you mess with the state!” | |
| 36. |  The Alien Nation of Soviet Federative Socialists | New York Times Democracy | “Extraterrestrial Biological Entities, Arise!” | |
| 37. |  The United Empire of Socialist Xlyvania | Democratic Socialists | “Fear not going forward slowly; fear only standing still” | |
| 38. |  The Socialist Empire of Universal Utopian State | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Libertatem est Servitus.” | |
| 39. |  The Holy Empire of Farrakhan | Democratic Socialists | “All Praise Is Due To Allah” | |
| 40. |  The Empire of Corsaria | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Personal sacrifice for the betterment of all.” |
