The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 269,181. |  The Cornist Democratic Republic of Cartorian Empire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Well maybe it did happen but it's not my fault” | |
| 269,182. |  The Protectorate of Shower Mould | Moralistic Democracy | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 269,183. |  The Empire of Alvaca | Psychotic Dictatorship | “It is a kind of ancient magic.” | |
| 269,184. |  The State of Changi Bay | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 269,185. |  The Queendom of Pateta | Corporate Police State | “By The People For The People” | |
| 269,186. |  The Empire of Tatyagarth the Second | Iron Fist Consumerists | “An i poldorë ar i alcar-o opéle amnya Nossë Elegarth!!!” | |
| 269,187. |  The Most Serene Republic of Cardmania90034 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “I'm not dead yet!” | |
| 269,188. |  The Kard Pharm of Kard Pharmer | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Wee Pharm Kards!” | |
| 269,189. |  The Hundred Oaker Forest of Oaks 70 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Lucabaduka” | |
| 269,190. |  The Rogue Nation of Narun | Corporate Police State | “Pride and Industry” |
