The Nicest Citizens in SOS Brigade
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Peanutlands | New York Times Democracy | “In Peanuts We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Let's Do This of Jacinda Ardern | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Anmari Sowa Sowa Shinai de!” | |
| 3. |  The Daddy Daddy Do of Miyuki Shirougane | Moralistic Democracy | “O Kawaii Yatsu me” | |
| 4. |  The Door-Kun of Minato Arisato | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I don't care” | |
| 5. |  The How Cute of Kaguya Shinoumiya | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kaichou, O Kawaii Koto” | |
| 6. |  The POW Camp of Stalag-13 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “There has never been a successful escape from Stalag-13” | |
| 7. |  The If you Please of Sir Joseph Porter | Father Knows Best State | “The Ruler of the Queen's Navy” | |
| 8. |  The United States of Bill J Clinton | Father Knows Best State | “Time to put you out of your misery, Bobby boy. Yee Haw!” | |
| 9. |  The Data Overmind of Ryokou Asakura | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kyon-Kun, come here!” | |
| 10. |  The Alien Entity of Yuki Nagatou | Iron Fist Consumerists | “15498 = Endless 8” |
