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The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Grand Central

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Graveyards of Cat Herder	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Slow down cats crossing!”
2.	The Republic of Graveyards	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“grand central”
3.	The Graveyards of Ice and Fires	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Grand Central”
4.	The Imperial Augustan Abbey of Stavelot-Malmedy	Capitalizt	“Pour Majesté!”
5.	The Matriarchy of TaylorSwift	Mother Knows Best State	“While the worst Are full of passionate intensity”
6.	The Replications of The Ginger Ninja	Capitalizt	“Alisha”
7.	The Unleashing of The Revenge of Rover	Father Knows Best State	“Doggarn It!”
8.	The Torched Savannah of Ugg Lands	Democratic Socialists	“Ugg!”
9.	The Beseiged Lands of Urdein Straights	Anarchy	“Blackfish”