The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Coldonia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Emirate of Al-Sandlua | Father Knows Best State | “عاشت الأمة النبوية!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Askiry | Capitalist Paradise | “We cool?” | |
| 3. |  The Free state of Astoniland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “A Tiny Island Paradise” | |
| 4. |  The Vivastic Republic of Az-Bandai | Anarchy | “A land where faith comes true...” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Confredia | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Thus saith the lord” | |
| 6. |  The Bloodied Peoples of Czechoslovistan | Father Knows Best State | “A odhodíme kost, protože vítězství je ta pravá dřeň.” | |
| 7. |  The Confederacy of Denertia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “United in Struggle” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Deskhs and Slovs of Deskoslovakia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In Brotherhood, Liberty” | |
| 9. |  The Ungodly Theatre of Draconovox | Left-Leaning College State | “The night stars live ablaze like the hearts of dragons” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Ez-Tulre | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Blessed be the mists, for all are equal in obscurity.” |
