The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Eastern Europe
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -Pride-Month | Father Knows Best State | “Lumity” | |
| 2. |  The WTF of American Samoa | Anarchy | “We can't find ourselves on the map either” | |
| 3. |  The Free Land of Anti Frankreich | Father Knows Best State | “We hate France” | |
| 4. |  The Crownlands of Austria | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Gott erhalte, Gott beschütze” | |
| 5. |  The Holy Empire of Austroaustralia | Corporate Police State | “God with us” | |
| 6. |  The Ization of Balkans | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Can't We All Just Get Along?” | |
| 7. |  The Holy Empire of Ballsuk | Corporate Police State | “Deus est Machina” | |
| 8. |  The Ghost of Bobby Fischer | Anarchy | “Yes, this is all wonderful news, Pablo.” | |
| 9. |  The Pivo of Czech Republic | Anarchy | “Home of the 'Budweiser' that doesn't suck” | |
| 10. |  The Reich of Deutschland | Anarchy | “Deutschland, Deutschland, it's all over” |
