by Max Barry

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The Largest Retail Industry in Middle Earth

The World Census estimated levels of employee ennui to determine which nations have the largest retail industries.

As a region, Middle Earth is ranked 10,877th in the world for Largest Retail Industry.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Mountain Song of DwarfCorporate Bordello“Listen for the Alpenhorn”
2.The Infinite Dominion of The Dread OverlordCompulsory Consumerist State“What Would Sauron Do?”
3.The Free Land of LethemAnarchy“it is true, i'm afraid”
4.The Ancestral Homelands of Emyn ArnenRight-wing Utopia“Fairest country in all the westlands.”
5.The Republic of Low MeadowsAnarchy“Nothing To See Here”
6.The Hidden Valley of Republic of RivendellNew York Times Democracy“Tralalalally”
7.The Kingdom of The Mount GundabadIron Fist Consumerists“Akha gūm-ishi ashi gurum”
8.The Protectorate of Halls of MandosLeft-wing Utopia“Power is always bad”
9.The Free Land of TauremornaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Here the years lie thicker than the leaves”
10.The Community of DispatchCapitalist Paradise“The official source of News from Middle Earth”
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