by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
21.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
22.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
23.The Anomaly of Last ChoiciaIron Fist Consumerists“You! In the back!”
24.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
25.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
26.The Holiest Flavor of ABU AMMARFather Knows Best State“EIEIEIEIEIEEIEIEIEIEIIEIEIEIEIEIIEIEEIEI”
27.The Empire of BistrostanDemocratic Socialists“Big things come in small packages”
28.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalist Paradise“Roses have thorns!”
29.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
30.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
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