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The Largest Mining Sector in Wysteria

World Census experts measured the volume of stuff removed from the ground to determine which nations have the largest mining industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
2.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
3.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
4.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
5.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
6.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
7.The United States of Wars ForeverIron Fist Consumerists“War”
8.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
9.The Grand Duchy of MarldeepInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Eh, whatever”
10.The Architeuthis Dux of Cthonian WastelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Ia! Ia! - Azathoth, Azathoth RA RA RA!”
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