The World World Census
The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in the World
The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Eternal Misfortune of Aqualagoon | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
2. | The Confederacy of Undivulged Principles | Left-wing Utopia | “What goes around, comes around.” | |
3. | The Republic of The green fork | Corporate Police State | “Motto” | |
4. | The Couch-dwelling Doldrums of Torpidity | Democratic Socialists | “I'm lazy, go discipline yourself” | |
5. | The People's Republic of Iridulia | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Fiducia in Iridium” | |
6. | The New wave of the future of Get real | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Hey, I must be full of it!” | |
7. | The Trout pond of Kazurs | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You can't stop swimming” | |
8. | The Iron Fist Troutocracy of Dan Sous | Father Knows Best State | “¡Si las truchas no aumentan, se acaba la cuestión!” | |
9. | The Self-Proclaimed Empire of AP0CALYPSE | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Do not despair, for the appointed time is near.” | |
10. | The Mad King of Hell of The Stalker | Father Knows Best State | “I am the daringest devil you've ever met, love.” |