by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in the World

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
11.The Empire of Little FlowersCapitalizt“Roses have thorns!”
12.The PS2 Puppet of PallidoniaAnarchy“Stop reading my motto!”
13.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
14.The Empire of HamronicaBenevolent Dictatorship“Mahnamahna”
15.The Ur-Quan Masters of HesperonisCompulsory Consumerist State“Hold what you do is wrong! Why do you do this thing?”
16.The Little Caesarate of PizzaburgCompulsory Consumerist State“Si tibi triginta minutis non traditur, est gratuita”
17.The Walled Cities of EretzIsraelCorporate Bordello“בתחבולות תעשה לך מלחמה‎”
18.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
19.The Free and Holy Republic of The Happy CiviliansCorporate Police State“Perfectly Fine, Thank You....”
20.The Emirate of OverboniaNew York Times Democracy“Ottom S'Ainobrevo”
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