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Danceria wrote:But she cannot reproduce.

not with that attitude ;)

Symboli and Edorra

Infinite delight

I don't think some of the people here realise the responsibility in having kids or the dynamics of being in any working relationship...

Cote azure wrote:Will one of you br willing to strike a trade deal with my nation?

I'd be open to that, yeah. Let me know what kind of deal you were thinking.

Solaran olympus

Cote azure wrote:Will one of you br willing to strike a trade deal with my nation?

I'm willing to strike a trade deal with you, but what do you have to offer is my first question.

Cote azure wrote:Will one of you br willing to strike a trade deal with my nation?

I would be willing to strike a deal, negotiating your surrender.

French Albania wrote:Badly.
In another sense, I have a whole lot of 'fun'.
Incidentally, respond to my PMs you monster.

Part of me wishes I had more Fun. The only recent Fun I've had was a Giant Mosquito (that got shot down before killing anyone) and the Captain of the Guard randomly beating a gelder half to death for no readily apparent reason. Other than that it's random drowning and the ever looming specter of unemployment and overpopulation. I suppose once I strike lava (and hopefully ore first) it will be more Fun, but still.

also your PM was extremely long and had a lot of points of contention that im trying to handle while im simultaneously trying to deliver on the next big RP post cut me some slack

Newberia wrote:Dwarf Fortress? Home of !!FUN!!? I am some sort of madman because I do play it. I actually tried to start a succession fort on here once that quickly died to lack of interest....

I would certainly be interested. Would have no idea how to do it and would probably ruin everything, but I would still be interested. :P

Cote azure wrote:Will one of you br willing to strike a trade deal with my nation?

Absolutely. What do you have, and what do you need?

Thalasus wrote:Part of me wishes I had more Fun. The only recent Fun I've had was a Giant Mosquito (that got shot down before killing anyone) and the Captain of the Guard randomly beating a gelder half to death for no readily apparent reason. Other than that it's random drowning and the ever looming specter of unemployment and overpopulation. I suppose once I strike lava (and hopefully ore first) it will be more Fun, but still.
also your PM was extremely long and had a lot of points of contention that im trying to handle while im simultaneously trying to deliver on the next big RP post cut me some slack

NO SLACK EVER AT LEAST UNTIL THE PREVIOUS ONE IS ALSO RESPONDED TO IM VERY COMMITTED TO SUPERHEROISM
But yeah Fun happens sort of at random. I'm assuming you haven't hit sufficient prosperity for nobles yet, or else you'll have to figure out how to murder er, remove them from the equation them before they make more Fun happen. I recommend rooms which suffer unfortunate lava leakages whenever a certain lever is pulled.
Also I'm realizing that you may not understand rule 1 of dwarf fortress, which is that 'Losing is Fun'. Random drowning, overpopulation and unemployment are the definition of Fun. Note the distinction between Fun and actual fun, which generally arises out of Fun as you laugh-cry at the horrific death spiral that occurs from the tiniest dumbest things.
Most fun I've ever gotten out of DF is reading Boatmurdered. All my actual attempts result in Fun too early to get to thr Hidden Fun Stuff I've always dreamed of.

French Albania wrote:NO SLACK EVER AT LEAST UNTIL THE PREVIOUS ONE IS ALSO RESPONDED TO IM VERY COMMITTED TO SUPERHEROISM
But yeah Fun happens sort of at random. I'm assuming you haven't hit sufficient prosperity for nobles yet, or else you'll have to figure out how to murder er, remove them from the equation them before they make more Fun happen. I recommend rooms which suffer unfortunate lava leakages whenever a certain lever is pulled.
Also I'm realizing that you may not understand rule 1 of dwarf fortress, which is that 'Losing is Fun'. Random drowning, overpopulation and unemployment are the definition of Fun. Note the distinction between Fun and actual fun, which generally arises out of Fun as you laugh-cry at the horrific death spiral that occurs from the tiniest dumbest things.
Most fun I've ever gotten out of DF is reading Boatmurdered. All my actual attempts result in Fun too early to get to thr Hidden Fun Stuff I've always dreamed of.

AAAAAAAAAA

My nobility promises to be very Fun, since the mayor keeps demanding battleaxes and I have yet to find the metal on my tiny map to build them. Also, the one dwarven caravan I am in contact with hasn't left in over a year despite a path that's about as clear as it can possibly be, so I can't acquire any goods via trade in the meantime. I wonder if they'll eventually go insane...

No, I get it completely. That's the thing, though. I want outlandishly bad things to happen to my fortress. Overpopulation, unemployment, abusive governments and fishing accidents aren't that much Fun. Hell, they're real life. Goblin invasions, lava mist incidents, or herds of rampaging elephants, those are Fun.

Post self-deleted by Wintermoot.

French Albania wrote:Y'all need girlfriends.

Y'all need boyfriends. ;)

Thalasus and Allouxia

Thalasus wrote:Part of me wishes I had more Fun. The only recent Fun I've had was a Giant Mosquito (that got shot down before killing anyone) and the Captain of the Guard randomly beating a gelder half to death for no readily apparent reason. Other than that it's random drowning and the ever looming specter of unemployment and overpopulation. I suppose once I strike lava (and hopefully ore first) it will be more Fun, but still.
also your PM was extremely long and had a lot of points of contention that im trying to handle while im simultaneously trying to deliver on the next big RP post cut me some slack
I would certainly be interested. Would have no idea how to do it and would probably ruin everything, but I would still be interested. :P
Absolutely. What do you have, and what do you need?

Lol im not sure how this works. How does ine determine what he has, and what he needs?

Cote azure wrote:Lol im not sure how this works. How does ine determine what he has, and what he needs?

yeah I'm pretty new to this too so no worries. If we wind up making a deal we'll be learning together. :)

Cote azure

Weiskuste wrote:yeah I'm pretty new to this too so no worries. If we wind up making a deal we'll be learning together. :)

What about a military alliance? SOMONE is trying to take over my nation

Weiskuste

Cote azure wrote:Lol im not sure how this works. How does ine determine what he has, and what he needs?

Weiskuste wrote:yeah I'm pretty new to this too so no worries. If we wind up making a deal we'll be learning together. :)

Honestly, it's all made up. I'm an technological and financial powerhouse with an aquaculture/agriculture thing happening on the side, Escanthea is raw materials for days, I think Danceria has oil, and so on. It's really up to you.

Weiskuste

Cote azure wrote:What about a military alliance? SOMONE is trying to take over my nation

Well I'd be glad to help you not get taken over, so consider us allies.

Thalasus wrote:Honestly, it's all made up. I'm an technological and financial powerhouse with an aquaculture/agriculture thing happening on the side, Escanthea is raw materials for days, I think Danceria has oil, and so on. It's really up to you.

Ok that sounds pretty cool, thanks for explaining!

Hmm. Well here's what, firstly if there's atleast two of you interested I'll happily start up a succession fortress again. The last one died to complete lack of interest which left me less then motivated to post...
Secondly, if its fun you want, then I have an embark idea that will have plenty of it. An evil biome! Between the terrible rain/dust that can melt off your dwarves skin or turn them into terrifying undead husks or the fact that in many of them everything that is dead is reanimated by unnatural forces evil biomes are full of !!FUN!! Now the hardest part is starting out, which would be my job so it wouldn't be too hard for you guys. Anybody interested?

I'd definitely give it a go, sounds fun :)

Solaran olympus

How do I become a WA member?

National News Network:
In direct response to President Mercer's intimidation attempt the Allouxian Military launched one of the biggest training exercise in its history. The exercise involved a 2 day long bombardment on a chain of deserted islands used by the military for training. After the bombardment a amphibious landing was launched followed by waves of VB01s. This training exercise was directed towards President Mercer to show that Allouxia will is more than capable.

Solaran olympus

If Thalasus is the "technological and financial powerhouse", what is Allouxia's special qualities or attributes?

-More into detail about the training exercise-
2 Day long bombardment consisted of mainly tomahawk cruise missiles along with ME-640 airstrikes about 900 other aircraft were also involved.

Amphibious Landing:
160,000 troops in total landed on the beaches
Supporting the soldiers were 230 IFVs and about 200 MBTs
Following the Amphibious Landing around 300 Vertibirds Carrying 3,600 Soldiers behind the mock enemy lines

Post self-deleted by Edorra.

Thalasus wrote:Honestly, it's all made up. I'm an technological and financial powerhouse with an aquaculture/agriculture thing happening on the side, Escanthea is raw materials for days, I think Danceria has oil, and so on. It's really up to you.

I'll have you know that I have oil as well. It's just in some very cold places that cause some of our workers to believe they have seen the face of god.
SPOILER ALERT: He's a Penguin.

Thalasus

Escanthea wrote:I'll have you know that I have oil as well. It's just in some very cold places that cause some of our workers to believe they have seen the face of god.
SPOILER ALERT: He's a Penguin.

*Carefully hoards natural gas and coal reserves*

Weiskuste wrote:I'd definitely give it a go, sounds fun :)

Thats one! Do we have any other takers? If we can get say 3 people other then me I'll make a post on the forums for this and start on it(Its easier to organize on the forums)

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