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School's out for me!
Right before the bus left, the principal said to the students:
"Well, because you've all been so great this year, I've decided to give you the summer off."
Unsurprisingly, people groaned once he finished.
Additionally, today, I was able to get a girl to invite me to her summer party.
Because I'll have more time, I'll be sure to make an RP post tomorrow!
Grand indochina, Scottish Socialists, Deutscheuropa, The Independent States of Allied Forces, and 1 otherAsmista
Whoa, what a coincidence.
You know how you've been invited to a girl's summer party?
Well I've been committing tax fraud in the state of Florida since 1996.
Scottish Socialists, Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, and The Independent States of Allied Forces
12/2/1700
Four Russian armies have been sent to the territories bordering the Ottoman Empire. With allies ready in the background, Peter the Great issues this ultimatum to the Ottoman Government via letter:
"Hand over all your territories north of the river Dniester including Crimea, or we will take them by force".
The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our tax fraud crimes to you we were bad, but now we're good we're moving into your neighbourhood You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the "Tax Offender Shuffle"
I'm Larry Arthauer and i'll refrain from defrauding the IRS again What i did was not to kind but i'm a nice guy, you'll come to find I've got a backyard and a real nice pool y'all should come over for a BBQ We could make some cold drinks in my blender But do keep in mind im a tax offender
Vernon Douglas is my name my fraud arrest is what bought me fame But there's much more to know about me I love to dance, and I love to ski I zip and zoom through the snow just strap on my boots and watch me go But I can't ski until December so then im just a tax offender
I'm Charles Dolling, dropping rhymes I've been arrested 7 times I know that sounds like alot but 3 of those times were for vandalism I feel real bad, i got caught I might do it again, probably not I'm not here to make pretenses I'm here 'cos of my sex offences
I'm Sam Pound, number 1 apologising for what I've done case you're wondering what that was i snuck into a bath room and --------------------- eat those truffles I'm here to do the Tax Offender Shuffle
*Sax solo*
Hey everybody I'm Laura Hughes proving that girls can do it too and by it I mean evade the tax law Was it worth it? No it wasn't you wont find me in your child's play set 'cos i've gotta wear this anckle bracelet I'm not here to go on a bender I'm here because im a fraud offender
Last name Burmholdt, first name Marc I'm moving in somewhere on your block Not in a house, but in a van If you need me to move it, I sure can the last thing i want is any trouble I've learnt my lesson from the Tax Offender Shuffle
I'm the one they call Arthur Chase They said I didn't have to show my face My first trial ended in a hung jury If I'm found guilty tey'll unblur me I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase, thats a different Arthur Chase I'm not here to be my own defender I'm here because I'm possibly a tax offender
Okay real quick I'm not like these people, okay This is an extortion plot by my wife who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if shotgun cocking I'm not here to pack my duffle, I'm here to do the Tax Offender Shuffle
The State of Florida has asked us to Disclose our tax fraud crimes to you we were bad, but now we're good we're moving into your neighbourhood We're obliged to admit the crimes of which we were convicted We're not here to start trouble We're legally required to do the "Tax Offender Shuffle"
Scottish Socialists, Ebengar, and Asmista
okay this made me laugh A LOT. thank you.
My name is Cleveland Brown
The door suddenly rattled with the sound of thumping hands hell-bent on locking up whoever, nay, whatever was inside. "Sir, please come to the door at once or we will be forced to kick it down. Silence. "Very well, knock it down boys" From inside this beast could hear several armed guards scrambling to get in position. He knew it was too late. He rushed to jam the last falsified returns and IRS warning envelopes into his overworked shredder and hastily grabbed his magnetic tape eraser and ran it over his piles of hard drives and used VCRs. THUD. The door bust down. through the dust he could make out the blurry silhouettes of three uptight men. The one in the middle appeared to be the leader, with two bodyguard on either side in case anything got ugly. He knew that it just might have to. "SIR PUT YOUR HAND WHERE I CAN SEE THEM" the man confidently boomed. "YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PURPOSELY FALSIFYING FEDERAL TAX DOCUMENTS. PLEASE COME WITH ME." In that moment, he knew one thing and one thing only. That this was the end. All his coins, his mushrooms, gone. He had taken a risk that he knew would ultimately fail, yet he went for it anyway. He was nearing the end of his sanity. He stuck his tongue out to mock his oppressors, yet he knew he deserved it. Yoshi committed tax fraud.
Dude, I know some of the leftist stuff is a bit extreme, But oh my god, have some respect for your fellow human beings.
Scottish Socialists, Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, and The Independent States of Allied Forces
Right back in my hometown
With my new family
Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, The Independent States of Allied Forces, and Asmista
Through good times and bad times
It’s true love we share
Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, The Independent States of Allied Forces, and Asmista
Wow, I really missed you guys. It's just occurred to me, honestly. Thank you for being such fun people.
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And so I found a place
Where everyone will know
My happy mustache grows
This is the Cleveland show!
If 
Alfie Nia doesn't respond to my RP post by roughly 8:00 PM PST tonight, I will begin invading the Ottoman Empire on my own.
I’m in munchen
Gott mit dir, du Land der Bayern,
Deutsche Erde, Vaterland!
Über deinen weiten Gauen
Ruhe Seine Segenshand!
Er behüte deine Fluren,
schirme deiner Städte Bau
Und erhalte dir die Farben
Seines Himmels, weiß und blau!
Hey guess what
We left the airport just now
I love bus companies
But we’re on the S-Bahn
Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, and The Independent States of Allied Forces
14/2/1700
Seeing a lack of response from the Ottomans, Russia officially declares war on the stagnating empire, which is quickly followed by the movement of Russian forces to begin attacking vital cities along and near the Black Sea coastline.
Deutscheuropa, The Independent States of Allied Forces, and Ateenia
15/2/1700
Someone spilled some tea
Now his neighbors are mad at him
More at 11, stay tuned
Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, and Ateenia
15/2/1700
2326 hours
A village is in an uproar because someone spilled tea
In addition to that, the nightly news was late by 26 minutes.
Deutscheuropa, Ebengar, Ateenia, and Asmista
Happy 14th birthday, Battlefield 2!
Ebengar, The Independent States of Allied Forces, Ateenia, and Asmista
18/2/1700
The French have rejected Austria's offer on the Spanish succession, so Leopold I has chosen to take the Spanish Netherlands and Italy by force.
A large Austrian army has amassed near the Spanish Netherlands, and Prince Carlos has been sent to Spanish Italy with a small army to start a revolt and create an Austrian satellite Kingdom there under his rule.
Scottish Socialists, Ebengar, Ateenia, and Asmista
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