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Lol

Yy4u wrote:Crazy girl?

It’s the coffee that (possibly) gives it away.

‘Possum on the porch
Hanging upside down by tail
Useful iron table

United Adaikes wrote:Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?

It was Low Koala Tea

I was stuck working today during my normal pun picking time, but here is the delayed winner from yesterday!

Dilber wrote:I was stuck working today during my normal pun picking time, but here is the delayed winner from yesterday!

Congratulations United Adaikes! You win a copy of Season 2 TAO the Watcher and -TAO- in honor to one of the most prominent members of TWP, who has just ceased-to-exist a few days ago. These cards may soon become rare to find, so take care of them!

Great haiku and puns:
mark of a supreme region
sans marsupials

Does anybody here do Model UN? I'm the Secretary-General (President) of our program, and I was just curious if anyone else shared similar interests

Bryhiti island

Post by New othenheim suppressed by Giovanniland.

New othenheim

Off to Europe I go

hello

Theocracae

How to achieve 100% religion budget?

Bryhiti island

What is a 'religion budget'?

Theocracae wrote:nation=theocracae/detail=government

By answering issues in a way that favours religion/spirituality and choosing options that lower general taxation/government spending on the other areas of government.
Be careful though, some issue answers may have unexpected results, good luck!

TODAY IN THE WEST

On this date, the third of the month of February, I hereby convoke a Kangaroo Court. The case before this most esteemed pouchy court is:

Is pineapple pizza good?

I ask those who argue each side to make their best cases today, and then I request Zoran, aka Dilber Jr. to make the penultimate ruling.

Delegate Supremacy, and plus this is a kangaroo court

Stay within the rules and etiquette of our region, though, or our regional officers will be required to take action for those held in contempt of court.

Obiwan crabnobi

Fuentana wrote:TODAY IN THE WEST

-crabsnip-

Is pineapple pizza good?

-crabsnip-

Pineapple pizza?

So uncivilized.

Pineapple pizza? It’s like watching England play rugby. It looks like the real thing, but in the end just leaves you wanting something Welsh.

Fuentana wrote:Is pineapple pizza good?

A quality pineapple pizza balances the savoury meat, the acidity of the tomatoes, soft stretchy cheese with the sweetness of pineapple all on a fresh crunchy base.
Plump and juicy, aromatic and salivation-inducing, pineapple perfectly accompanies the traditional dish to afford it a flavour profile that can only be achieved due to the advanced state of our civilisation.
Thinking of a warm romantic tropical night, there is no greater dish that fits the casual atmosphere of short-sleeved shirts open halfway while sitting by a pool with a fruity cocktail and latin music.

The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, United Adaikes, Fuentana, and Starship voyager

Fact: Marsupials love pineapple pizza.

Fact: Marsupials are vile, vile creatures.

Fact: Marsupials emit roofur oil.

Fact: Roofur oil causes Roofur oil madness.

Conclusion: You are either crazy or a nasty if you like pineapple on pizza!

Ok so hear me out here, the classic Hawaiian pizza of ham and pineapple? I've one better for you! Make it a Haitian pizza instead, replace the pineapple with banana or plantain!
Seriously, trust me on this, it works, it really works.

Bhang Bhang Duc and Fuentana

When you eat pineapples, you might have noticed that it has a distinct feel to it. Your mouth seems weird while having the pineapple. This is because they're very acidic.
When you eat a pineapple, it also eats you back by dissolving the muscles in your mouth.
It can be said to be Fruit of the Third Law.
(This was clever and no one can change my mind)
So something like that shouldn't anywhere and definitely not on a pizza

Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, Willow Gate, and 5 othersInterglobal technates, Wild lands of Tribe, Yasya port, Sortire, and Jyrinie

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:I would almost certainly boot you. Not for the rickroll per se, but for being unoriginal, juvenile and boring.

I guess that's a valid point. Are you doing well?
-Posted on the behalf of Dryzia

Big Bad Badger wrote:

Fact: Roofur oil causes Roofur oil madness.

I can attest to this. Oh Lord I was an addict and did many evil things under its influence. I tried to turn TWP into a haven for those damnable creatures.

I forgot my friends and ejected TAO and Dark from the region not once, but many times. Luckily I saw the light and was cured. Marsupials and Hawaiian pizza are evil, can you give me Hallelujah?

Hello. How do I play this... "game"?

Jyrinie

Aubirre wrote:Hello. How do I play this... "game"?

Our New Player’s Guide should help get you started.

Starship voyager and Aubirre

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