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How much did it cost the Australian cowboy to purchase his gang of marsupials? A buck a 'roo.
I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship. I'll call it mortal wombat
Westwind, Kingsteck, Dilber, Big Bad Badger, and 11 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Typhania, United Adaikes, Aluminum Oxynitride, Giovanniland, Av Libertas Vindex, Zoran, Fhaengshia, Willow Gate, Wild lands of Tribe, and Long hao
Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?
It was Low Koala Tea
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Kingsteck, Dilber, and 8 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Typhania, Aluminum Oxynitride, Fhaengshia, Willow Gate, Nagaraningrad, Wild lands of Tribe, and Long hao
A spider, a snake and a kangaroo walked into a bar. It was a normal day in Australia.
What do you call a prison full of kangaroos? Australia.
And finally allegedly a true Q&A on an Australian tourism website:
Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you've been drinking.
Westwind, Kingsteck, Dilber, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, and 9 othersTyphania, United Adaikes, Av Libertas Vindex, Fhaengshia, Locksley Hall, Nagaraningrad, Wild lands of Tribe, Suwhoigro, and Long hao
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
At IHOP.
What kind of music do kangaroos listen to?
Hip hop.
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Kingsteck, United Adaikes, and 6 othersFuentana, Av Libertas Vindex, Fhaengshia, Willow Gate, Wild lands of Tribe, and Suwhoigro
Where do hairdos go to work?
The hair salon.
What kind of drink does hairdos drink?
Nothing, that'll make them wet.
Dilber and Long hao
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What do you call a dead wallaby?
A walla-was.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Kingsteck, Dilber, and 6 othersRoavin, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, Av Libertas Vindex, Suwhoigro, and Dunahaibhne
A certain marsupial was denied entry into a local zoo...
His curriculum-leaftae was perfect, but he lacked the koalafications
Bhang Bhang Duc, Kingsteck, Dilber, Roavin, and 5 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Av Libertas Vindex, Nagaraningrad, Wild lands of Tribe, and Suwhoigro
Why do marsupials always try to sneak into The West Pacific?
All of our courts are Kangaroo Courts!
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Kingsteck, Roavin, and 7 othersThe Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Fuentana, Av Libertas Vindex, Locksley Hall, Wild lands of Tribe, Suwhoigro, and Tylirea
Let me try another one.
What is Australia without Tasmainia?
The bottom of Europe. ;)
What's Australia without Kangaroos?
The bum down under. ;)
Roavin and Fuentana
Newbies,
Deleted posts are counted as a post, use of the 'Edit" button is highly encouraged.
Also, game admin can read deleted posts and can not only suppress posts, they can remove your posting privileges among other modly things.
Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Dilber, Fuentana, and 3 othersVaranius, Locksley Hall, and Wild lands of Tribe
Hi
Hello! Welcome to the West Pacific, I recommend reading our New Player Guide in order to know more about this game.
Locksley Hall and Dictator s
Hi
*brews a fresh pot of that West Pacific Blend*
It's unacceptable to tell dad jokes unless you're a male parent. That's a faux pa.
*coffee*
Yy4u, Westwind, Bhang Bhang Duc, Fuentana, and 3 othersAv Libertas Vindex, Willow Gate, and Wild lands of Tribe
I heard your Delegate is a famous herb comedian. Dill Burr or something.
Dilber, Big Bad Badger, Teralyon, Fuentana, and 4 othersVaranius, Av Libertas Vindex, Nagaraningrad, and Wild lands of Tribe
Wdym
They are referring to our delegate 
Dilber.
Dilber, Roavin, Wild lands of Tribe, and Dictator s
nice flag
It's possible, but I don't think this squeeze is going to do what they think. I did see a chart indicating a 170 day backlog on silver demand at the mines. And I saw a letter from a Silver exchange CEO, and his tone was rather dire about 'we've never had to do this before and we apologize....we are trying to buy more but our sources are overwhelmed' about stopping sales. He said sales rose to 12 times the normal volume by Friday.
And I'll also mention that I saw Australian Iron Ore markets at record highs. Must be those pouchies driving up prices.
Agreed, although the house didn't expect these runs by retail investors and are unsure how to handle it. So they are using the exchanges for brutish tactics until they can figure out how to regulate retail investors without hurting the big boys. A 2% per trade tax has been floated to slow them down, but that would kill market momentum for them too. Retail investors have already filed a class action lawsuit against the Exchanges in the Southern District of New York for market manipulation.
Don't let my numbers fool you. I make very small trades. My risk management strategies mean my positions are small enough with stop losses in place so I'll can't' lose more than 1% of my portfolio on any single trade. So I tend to be in around 30 positions at any given time, and toss the profits into long-term dividend bearing stocks. Make a profit, buy some income. Spread the risk, you sleep better.
In an interview last night, Elon Musk said he likes to talk about Dogecoin as a joke. Dogecoin immediately fell in value, after that run up. It rebounded later. Then Gene Simmons of KISS admitted he's invested in several cryptocurrencies today. And finally, William Shatner (Captain Kirk) is also into crypto and says, "“It’s a revolution of knowledge.” He's selling William Shatner digital trading cards on the blockchain. Shatner will be 90 years old next month.
hi
Locksley Hall and Dictator s
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